Monday 15 December 2008

Korengelf makes his 75th season

Maleficia and I have reached our 75th season together.  Well I say together but she got their first.  I really need to spend more time studying with the enchanters in Dalaran to clear the piles of junk building up in the bank.  Better to break it down into it's magical essences rather than flog it to those shysters for recycling.

Zul'drak might have been something once... now?  It's a hellhole, crawling with scourge.  Not sure I trust our friends from the Ebon Blade they appear to have a "radical" approach to ethics.

Korenwolf is busy kicking his heels back in Ironforge, I think he's sulking at being left out of the smashing and mashing fun.  Not to worry there will be plenty of need for him soon to provide the meat barrier between the bad guys and us, about the only use for the plate wearing muscle heads if you ask me.

I had a quote in the post for the flying mount come through, it's about time their monopoly was broken up, 7,000 gold for training and the swift mount.  Sheesh that's the entire team 'wolf bank and then some. 

Maybe I should kick that nelf into gear and tell him to earn his living for a change by picking some flowers.

Monday 3 November 2008

When mages try to tank (Tootsy)

Well I do my best to keep him alive but there is only so much a girl can do even when covered in mail. The silly sod went running out of Trelane's tower straight into a pile of ogres. Now for those of you who don't know there is a name for mages and warlocks used by Warriors and those holy nutters, Paladins that is. "Squishies" because.. well they are. For some silly reason they can only wear cloth, which is no defense against got solid steel. Anyway he ended up as a flat smear on the ground while I made sure that survival was on the top of my list. There's no point dying trying to defend the indefensible.

Oh well maybe being flattened a few times will educate him in the finer points of hiding behind a wall of steel as a method for not dying.

Friday 31 October 2008

Ussmak the .. errr well I'm not sure yet.

Well there's no point in deciding a career so early in the questing life of the Paladin, there's just so many weak and helpless who need saving, I've been spending some time with a rather strange little gnome, Chandri.  Ok she's chosen a path which is the dark side of evil (thief, rogue, general all round bad egg) but she's holding her own in a fight.  Of course without me there she'd be yet another smear on the ground but don't tell her I said that.  

I should be able to hand over my responsibility soon, there's a warrior gnome (an orphan abandoned near the Exodar and brought up by a good Draenai family), she's out in the highlands at the moment so hopefully they'll be able to team up and I'll be able to prove that I'm able to squash evil with the best of them.

Anyway, time to sign off and get this into the mail, the trip back to the Exodar to see my mentor is ahead of me.